Tongue Thai'd
Eating dinner at my favorite local Thai restaurant, I was confronted with the latest of metaphysical queries... Reading the menu - even though I always order the same dish - I contemplated the vegetarian dish of tofu duck.
If tofu turkey is tofurkey, isn't tofu duck tofuck?
A-roi!
If tofu turkey is tofurkey, isn't tofu duck tofuck?
A-roi!

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Lol! The other day I saw a grey flamingo looking bird, and immediately blurted out "Look, it's a flamingo duck..." (rapidly combining the words in my head) "... a fuck!"
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